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Upon your arrival
Find the United States of America and follow the directions below

Directions from the East:
Take 90 West (NYS Thruway) to exit 45 (490 West). Get off at the Monroe Avenue exit and take a right (Northbound towards downtown). Go approximately 8 lights to the BUGJAR (219 Monroe Avenue, on left at Union St.)

Directions from the West:
Take 90 East (NYS Thruway) to exit 47 (490 East). Get off at the Monroe Avenue exit and take a left (Northbound towards downtown). Go approximately 8 lights to the BUGJAR (219 Monroe Avenue, on left at Union St.)

Directions from the South:
Take 390 North, to 590 North, to 490 West. Get off at the Monroe Avenue exit and take a right (Northbound towards downtown). Go approximately 8 lights to the BUGJAR (219 Monroe Avenue, on left at Union St.)

Directions from the North:
(Take some sort of water craft south across Lake Ontario) then… Take 390 South, to 490 East and get off at the Monroe Avenue exit. Take a left (Northbound towards downtown). Go approximately 8 lights to the BUGJAR (219 Monroe Avenue, on left at Union St.)

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